Franklin Shepard, Inc. Song Lyrics

INTERVIEWER: Now, how do you two work together?

CHARLEY: Oh, may I answer that?

INTERVIEWER: please!

CHARLEY: how do we work together?
Sure
And I go (typewriter sound)

He goes (piano sound)
And I go (typewriter sound)
And soon we're humming along
Hmmm-Hmmm-Hmmm
And that's called writing a song
Hmmm-Hmmm-Hmmm
Then he goes (piano sound)
And I go (typewriter sound)
And the phone goes drrrring!
And he goes
"Mutter mutter mutter mutter yes, Jeromoe,

Mutter no, Jerome,
Mutter mutter mutter mutter "
That's his lawyer, Jerome
"Mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter do it, Jerome "
click
"Sorry, Charley "

So I go (typewriter sound)
And he goes (piano sound)
And I go (typewriter sound)
And soon we're tapping away
Hmmm-Hmmm-Hmmm
Bzzz!
"Sorry, Charley "
Bzzz!
It's the secretary
Bzzz!
On the intercom
"Yes, Miss Bzzz "
"It's a messenger "
"Thanks, Miss Bzzz,
Will you tell him to wait?
Will you order the car?
Will you call up the bank?
Will you wire the coast?
Will you"

Drrrrrring!
"Sorry, Charley "
"Mutter mutter mutter mutter sell the stock
Mutter buy the rights
Mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter — "
Bzzz!
"Let me put you on hold "
Bzzz!
"Yes, Miss Bzzz "
"It's the interview "
"Thanks, Miss Bizz,
Will you tell him to wait?
Will you wire the car?
Will you order the coast?
Will you send up the bank? "