Monsta' Rap Song Lyrics

Let me tell ya' 'bout a friend of mine.
A big bad brutha' named Frankenstein.
In a torn up ole' monty lookin' mighty fine,
I mean the brutha' was smokin' litteraly!

Sewn up with a needle and thread!
Put together with parts from the dead!
Somethin' put his nut's on the side of his head.
What in the world were they thinkin'?

Drackula is afraid of the light.
He only comes outta' his coffin at night.
Slips out to have him a bite outta' sombody's neck that is.

Suckin' on blood.it's low in fat!
'Cept I don't know if he should really doin' that.
I mean I hope he practices safe sucks.

everybody groove, everybody clap.
everybody moove every body clap.

Hairy guy's just make me swoon!
Spray's his hair with Vidal Sassoon WHAT!
You mean that's a weave?!?

Can't see the Invisible Man!
Can't see his invisible tan!