Upper Middle White Class White Trash Song Lyrics

I just got off of work at 5
Drivin' that old van I drive
Overalls and dirty boots
But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit

So when I walked in that fancy store
Well they looked at me like I was poor
But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
It went from "don't take checks" to "right away, yes sir!"

Upper middle class white trash
My pockets can't hold all my cash
'Cause one day I stopped to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery

Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
My friends and family, they're all livin' pretty good
My trailer park's full of Cadillacs
And upper middle class white trash