No Booty Calls Song Lyrics

Hello?
Hey, it's your ex!
It's one in the morning, what the hell do you want?
Baby i'm horny.
So what are you saying?
You wanna get together?
I want you to come over
All dressed in leather
Like you used to do.
Back in '02.
You give me nice dreams,
Make me wanna scream, ooo, ooo, ooo!

That's not happening again.
That was was back then,
Now i'm interested in bigger and better men.

No booty calls!
Deck!
No booty calls!
Deck!
That's not happening!

Aww, kelly, i still got it goin' on.
You're hot to trot and i'm warm for your form.

Wow, with cliché like that,
I'm really torn.
Your game is played,
Go back to your porn.

Don't start me up,
You make a dead man cum.

Then you can just drop dead,
Cuz you ain't getting? some.

What happened to the freak that used to rock my world?

Well the freak's still here,
But she's not your girl!
You broke up with me.

I made a mistake.

So why don't just ask me out on a date?

Uhh? uh?.
Tonight's fate!

Please.

No booty calls.
Deck.
No booty calls.
That's not happening.

Remember when we did it in the parking lot?

Outside of ihop?

Yeah, that was so hot!

Thank you, i'm flattered,
But it doesn't matter.
I remember that you threw up
In the pancake batter.

You've got a problem,
You're drunk all the time.
Are you even sure
That this phone number? s mine?

Uh? yeah? ah?
Wait?. what?

If that confused you,
I'm gonna have to lose you,

Go back to first grade
And get yourself a blue's clue.
I don't even know what ever made me choose you.