Radioactive Introduction Song Lyrics

The United States Army has issued a warning
Three nuclear bombs have been launched from North Korea
And will hit Orlando, Florida; Las Vegas, Nevada;
And New York City, New York
This will expire at 5 o'clock AM Eastern Standard Time
Please get to an underground shelter or a fallout shelter immediately
Once again, three nuclear bombs have been launched by North Korea
And will hit Orlando, Florida; Las Vegas, Nevada;
And New York City, New York
This will expire at 5 o'clock AM Eastern Standard Time
I am
I am the American eagle, eyes of a sparrow
Right hand branch, left hand arrow
Chasin' a dollar, in an Impala
White trash heart throb, Mellow Yellow
Drinkin' hard liquor, brauds get on my level
I'm hotter than the bottom side of a whistlin' kettle
They threw a mountain at me, I got hit with a pebble
They sent me to hell, and I shit on the Devil
Try to bury my Chevy box but I won't buckle
And that's a deep hole bitch,
bring a long shovel