Katniss vs. Hermione (Princess Rap Battle) [feat. Molly C. Quinn] Song Lyrics

I'm Katniss and i can't miss, i'm the fastest, you can't catch this Make a last wish – gonna need three cannons for this hat trick
So sick of your schtick, all I do is win, ya nitpick
That's why I'm the hero and you're just a sidekick
Pathetic and predictable – I'm hot on your trail
Coulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail?
I bet with wands drawn, he's still just a yawn
With performances worse than Michael Gambon
Got a Nimbus up your butt? Well, let's probe deeper
Never played quidditch but you know I'm a keeper
You must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappear
Who wants to kick this witch's ass? Hmm I volunteer!

Hermione: Oh, there'll be no trouble 'cause on stage you struggle
I'll be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish Muggle
I'll end this blasted skrewt, propaganda prostitute
Who thinks she's so cute with her Girl Scout salute
Just a tribute, can't decide which guy's sweeter
Share your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with Peeta
How does it help the poor to start a civil war?
Your story's a bore, why don't you plagiarize more?