Fonz Pond Song Lyrics

"Hey, I know where we can go"
"Where?" "Hmm"
"Let's go to Fonz Pond!"
"What?!" "What?"
"No way dude, you know how many kids died there?!"
"No way!"
"I should've known you guys would be a bunch of baby pussies about it"
"Fuck that, I aint afraid"
"You don't even know where it's at"
"Yes I do"
"Then where is it, then?"

Off Lickety Trail, there's a pond where many a children died
It's a place to run to and disappear
A place where some folks hide
But they will tell you about the rumors that swell around this lake
Some say there's something in the water
Them deaths are no mistake
The fog that rides along the top
Has been said to carry voices
Those of the dead who took the dare
And jumped in, they made bad choices
Some have seen and others heard
And they say along the bottom
Are all the bodies of the girls and boys
Preserved and remaining half-rotten

The water's fit with murky mud
The weeds are red, like splattered blood
In this pond, a spirit cries
Snakes and bugs replace his eyes
Some don't believe and dared to swim
Something under will pull you in
Hidden deep in the wild brush
If you know where it is, then hush