The Toronto Garbage Song (Bonus Track) Song Lyrics

My city always made me smile, so green and full of fun
The streets are clean, the children play, so nice for everyone
But now it ain't so beautiful, oh oh oh what the hell
It seems that garbage collection was deemed to be non essential
The sidewalks full of crap, I thought I paid my tax
Discarded furniture and who the hell uses Betamax?
What we need is a solution, a way to fight this mess
And now I'm here to give you, a cure for your distress!

Flush your garbage down the toilet Toronto!
It's the only way to tell those idiots where to go!
The sewers will float away our problems to the sea
The system is designed for it, you have my guarantee

Kids are sitting round the house, wondering what to do
Camps were canceled, summer sucks, so many feeling blue
Perhaps they could just step outside, the streets are full of toys
Old central vacs, and laser printers, and other countless joys!
Smell of rotting kitchen waste, it permeates the air