Awterations Song Lyrics

Well they've altered me local but I don't know why,
Cos there were nowt wrong with it, that's not a lie.

It's called modernisation, Landlord calls me 'Sir',
But he's shifted me photo what's hung 20 year.

Well tha may think folks like it cos it's packed up to door,
I've come here tonight but I waint come no more.
Cos it's all made o'plastic, it's plain tha can see,
Well it may do for others but it waint do for me.

Well lighting's all l'ectric, it's affectin me seat,
Floor's made out a marble, can't stick on thi feet.
And sommat else's new when tha goes for a sup,
Tha's taller sat down than thee war when stood up!

Well I'll tell thi sommat else that tha's ne'er seen afore,
I'm telling thi now bout a new sort o'door.