Draft Me! Song Lyrics

"Also the hearing from the defense department that they launched
Some 50 Tomahawk cruise missiles
Not only from, ah, US ships, but also from British
Submarines in the area"

(Draft me!) I wanna fight for my country
Jump in a Humvee and murder those monkeys
(Draft me!) I'm too dedicated to fail
Justice must prevail (justice must prevail)

(Draft me!) I wanna fight for my country
Jump in a Humvee and murder those monkeys
(Draft me!) I'm too dedicated to fail
Justice must prevail (justice must prevail)

Yo, I wanna get drafted, I wanna see somebody get they ass kicked
With standard military tactics
Fuck brass knuckles, I'll punch you with brass fists
Totally flowin' with my emotions in my moment of madness
I'll wake up the whole barracks, murder you on your mattress
And look at you like, what's the matter?

You better go back to your bed, before I have to act up
You might be the next one to get ripped, you jacker
You better not tell the captain
I might accidentally shoot you with the Mac .10 at target practice
Runnin' through the obstacle course, up and across
Over the logs, five more, damn, soldier you strong

Come on, I wanna be agile and docile
Break ya legs like popsicle sticks, put you in a hospital
Stand over top of you, put a pillow over your nostrils
And just feel so sorrowful
It doesn't make me feel powerful, it's just a parable
It's just a rhyme really, none of this is tangible

So don't ask me about it, I won't get angry at you
And before I get angry, I just won't answer you
You better go get in shape or lift some weights, nigga
'Cause next time I see you, I'ma be a ape, nigga
Lemme find out you still callin' out my name