Country Bumpkin Song Lyrics

He walked into the bar
And parked his lanky frame upon a tall barstool
And with a long, soft southern drawl
Said, "I'll just have a glass of anything that's cool"

A barroom girl with hard and knowing eyes
Slowly looked him up and down
And she thought, "I wonder how on earth
That country bumpkin found his way to town"

She said, "Hello, country bumpkin
How's the frost out on the pumpkin?
I've seen some sights, but, man, you're something
Where'd you come from, country bumpkin?"

It was just a short year later