Bring the Bacon Song Lyrics

Hear it bang from Chicago to Oslo
Bass rearranged by Pablo Picasso
A doctor of gonzo
God's own prototype
Went from slob to apostle over night
I know I'm awful lethargic
Better off showing a dog a card trick regardless
I get into it like the pigeons do it
Listen stupid, to misconstrue it would be a big improvement
It's Term K in this bitch, you heard me?
I stay legit with visceral wordplay
Nerve pain in my wrist
Big wit with a bird brain
Gifted as a kid on their birthday
See more maniacs than Natalie Merchant
Foreplay scratching the surface
Lacking a purpose
Swagger is worthless
Sacrilegious
Spit raps to a rattling furnace
Rabbitless magic tricks
Philandering philanthropist with stammering lips
Yo, I catch wreck while you catching a grip
The best yet, you as wack as it gets
Scratching a disc with a crack and a hiss
I stack chips when I'm back in the mix
Who thought I was a pacifist?
Smack a bitch like a prodigy
Class dismissed and I'm out this piece

Grave digging from the crib to the grave bitch
All these lames been kicking the same shit
Extra, extra, print for the papers
Coming home and I'm bringing the bacon