Pretzel Logic Song Lyrics

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan Song Lyrics

I would love to tour the Southland
In a travelling minstrel show
Yes I'd love to tour the Southland
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph

Those days are gone forever

Over a long time ago, oh yeah

I have never met Napoleon

But I plan to find the time

I have never met Napoleon

But I plan to find the time

'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill

They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still

Those days are gone forever

Over a long time ago, oh yeah

I stepped up on the platform

The man gave me the news

He said, You must be joking son

Where did you get those shoes?

Where did you get those shoes?

Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show

They say the times are changing but I just don't know

These things are gone forever

Over a long time ago, oh yeah

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How much can one twist a logic pretzel to take this position? “John Eastman, a conservative constitutional scholar at Chapman University, was in the office and argued to Mr. Pence that he did have the power to act [to overturn the Electoral College].” (NYT).

Anthony Pingitore

@ScottAdamsSays Do you need a drink to go with that pretzel logic?.

Mark in Purgatory

Djt Pretzel Logic Today: "None of those lowlifes who stormed the Capitol last week were my supporters! I condemn any and all violence that could cause me to get convicted during a Senate trial after today's impeachment!".

Jane Reed

@UnseenUgrad @Meidas_Erin Exactly! It's always the same pretzel logic..


@RepFischbach You should be working to remove a CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER to the American people. Your pretzel logic will forever remain as a stench on your career..

CatskillJulie: WE DID IT President-elect Joe Biden

@TheRealHoarse I do think that's what the incomprehensible pretzel logic means. But Comey's ego, the blinkered confidence that his morality and rectitude are superior to all others, won't allow him to see it. Let's all just quietly walk away. K?.

Kate 🌎🌍🌏 #MedicareForAll

@BCilwick You sure have twisted yourself into some sort of pretzel logic my friend If a person SUPPORTS a racist, more than likely they are racist But if a person VOTES for a racist more than likely they aren't a racist.

Joe Mangoat 🐐

@starrrlighttttt They are so good! Pretzel logic?.

Sarah Sandia 🍉💜🐻

Dat pretzel logic though! .

Rational Galaxy Brain 🌌🧠

@ahmedmctaggart1 More likely that their IQ is greater, smaller based on what race they belong to. Harris apologists just using pretzel logic to defend their idol..

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